My Deeply Superficial Thoughts

I am Hot Pants McGee, and I have interesting things to say.

Stormtrooper Assault… August 27, 2012

Filed under: Dating,Uncategorized — TeritaBonita @ 4:35 pm
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This is an ACTUAL exchange between a dude and I on the always-entertaining dating site, OKCupid:

His comments are in blue.

You were accepted as one of ferrari_owner29’s Quiver matches! OkCupid suggests matches to users through a feature called Quiver.— Staff Robot
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Aug 25, 2012 – 10:57pm
oh we gotta get that star wars knocked out soon. on the double
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Aug 25, 2012 – 11:07pm
Gosh, I know, right?!? I’m the worst nerd ever.
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Aug 25, 2012 – 11:13pm
yes you are.. the worst one up till now in history. you will be remembered believe me
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Aug 25, 2012 – 11:18pm

There shall be books written about my failure.
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Aug 25, 2012 – 11:19pm
Or epic poems.
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Aug 25, 2012 – 11:23pm
yup.. unless you remedy it soon.. i dont think they’ll be books or epics.. just sidelong mentions of that goddamned bitch that never finished star wars
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Aug 25, 2012 – 11:26pm
the only redemption at this point is to have a guy in a stormtrooper costume fuck you
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Aug 25, 2012 – 11:27pm
helmet and all 
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Aug 25, 2012 – 11:27pm
You forgot “awesome”… That goddamned AWESOME bitch that never finished Star Wars.
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Aug 25, 2012 – 11:28pm
And, whoa…
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Aug 25, 2012 – 11:32pm
ok.. awesome goddamned bitch that never finished starwars… ok, you get out of the stormtrooper rape for now..
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Aug 25, 2012 – 11:33pm
hey i dont make the rules 😛
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Aug 25, 2012 – 11:40pm
I’m not sure how I feel about the turn this conversation has taken…
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Aug 25, 2012 – 11:51pm
c’mon im just joking.. my humor can be weird sometimes sorry

 
Yup, I attract the most amazing people.
Looking for a stormtrooper chastity belt,
TH
 

Lazy in Life, Love, and Blogging… August 1, 2012

Filed under: Dating,Uncategorized — TeritaBonita @ 11:02 am
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Sooo, its been a few months… I have been busy with all kinds of good stuff and therefore, lax on my blogging. (And on my working out) But I am back now to enlighten the masses on my goings on.

I had a grand 32nd birthday party, as seen below:

Good times were had by all! There was even an awesome pinata full of liquor. (Of course)
Shared-birthday dude came to the party and proceeded to get really drunk, hit on a bunch of my friends, and then tell me I was being a bitch. So there was that… I pretty much have decided that dating really isn’t my scene. That shit is way too complicated. I like my life simple. I like a dude I can have drinks with and sleep with and laugh with, but that also has his own stuff going on. Just when I think I have it in my grasp SHAZAMM! the Single Fairy drops some type of bomb on me and ruins it all.

Do independent dudes still exist? I mean, I am not looking for the fucking narwhal of guys.

Wednesday Love and Promises for More Updates,

TAH

 

PS – In case you don’t already know, don’t eat at Chic-Fil-A because they are run by asshole bigots.  Especially today.

Why can’t Arby’s be the bigots?  No one likes Arby’s.  Damn addictive Jesus chicken.