Yes, yes… I haven’t blogged in forever, I know. I’ve kinda been a busy bee! Enough of the apologies, though, as I am BACK and I am going to share with you the bizarre dating events that have occurred…
After a particularly emotional setback, I have branched back out into dating, and man, let me tell you… its pretty damn insane. Fair warning: I have a tendency to be a tad eclectic and attracted to others of that persuasion, which may lead to slightly more bizarre interactions than that of the average single lady. Regardless, I have been told a ridiculous number of times lately that I need to share these stories with the world, so I shall…
Here is a snippet from this week. Literally THIS WEEK. I can’t make this shit up.
So, after an infuriating and finally successful hunt, I manage to get this painting that I have been eyeing for months into my humble abode.
I ask MK to come over and hang it up, seeing as he is an artist and whatnot, I figured he would be the guy to do it right. Now, there is a short, but nutso history with me and MK. Brief fling-type thing over a year ago, and now we are friends. So, anyway, he comes over, we have some wine and make fun of my accidently-purchased slutty platform shoes… blah blah.
He then looks at me and says, “You are the smartest girl I know. If you could just lose 35 pounds, I would make you my 4th wife.”