What up, yo? It’s been forever! I feel like just yesterday I was reaming you for trying to outdo Pelosi and the red suit… Which is actually on topic for what we need to talk about today, sister.
WHAT IN THE EARLY 90’s HELL IS GOING ON WITH YOUR HAIR???
Quick true story – after being laid off in 2008, I met with an Executive Recruiter to get in shape for my upcoming job hunt. I walked into my meeting with her with my hair all pulled up in a loose twist with a clip. (Yes, I was hungover. Duh. I still looked professional, so hush) She immediately reaches around and pulls out the hairclip. “Lesson 1, Miss Hagen – no plastic hair accessories. Ever.” Bitch put me in my place quick.
So, Hil, let’s take a note from my headhunter and her hair tips and save the clips for gardening day. I am sure they blend well with Crocs and LL Bean. Get it together and get back to the days when you were making attempts at out-hotting The Pelosi (lost cause, but commendable), because this ragged housewife in 80s suits thing is NOT working.
Love Your Face,