Mine and Jana’s conversation today about our plans to start hanging out at home more:
Jana: And Bar 902 will be better because we get to choose the music selection… for free!!!
Me: Perfect idea, Banana! And no cover!
Jana: We’re so clever.
Me: And, you don’t have to tip me when I pour your beer into a pilsner glass.
Jana: Nice. No cans or bottles allowed at bar 902! That’s just tacky.
Me: Yeah, we are all about being high class. Like when I sit on a plastic stool to blow the Marlboro Light smoke out of my window and put my cigarette out in a coffee cup? All while in my pjs, listening to bootlegged cds?
Jana: And when I bring my year-old stolen wine…
Me: I’m not drinking that.
Jana: Lol. That’s where you draw the line???
Above is Jana and I, circa Christmas 2075. I am the one in the hat, as I tend to be more festive.
God, I love my friends.