No other show really gives me the giggles like CSI: Miami. The season premier was on last night, and I couldn’t help but Twitter all of the hilarity… remember to read from the bottom up.
Note: This may only be funny if you are familiar with the characters and watched the show last night. For those that didn’t, I included a montage of Horatio’s greatest hits.
Ooooh! Jessie Spano is a double crosser! And how does a boat full of bullets blow up and no one gets hurt???
about 11 hours ago from txt
Aww, Scarface may die by the hands of the Crypt Kings (lol) because he loves him some Callie. And she is ungrateful. What a skank. about 11 hours ago from txt
And why does it still look like high noon? Wouldn’t all of this covert operation business take more time? about 12 hours ago from txt
Does White Suit ever change? That suit has to get dirty handling all of that ammunition. about 12 hours ago from txt
Oooh, scarface is back!! about 12 hours ago from txt
Sending in the legs to get the bullets… about 12 hours ago from txt
He just said “Ducks on a Pond!!!”, Caro!!! Having a Ron Trout memory. about 12 hours ago from txt
Oooh, the pixie-looking chick dyed her hair blonde… Ew. Not a good look for her. about 12 hours ago from txt
Ooooh, heartfelt manlove moment… Its gonna be ok Delco… You are just too soft. about 12 hours ago from txt
Crazy car fire nonsense and they leave the most wanted man ever in the car alone?? And there is a convienient armoured car, too? about 12 hours ago from txt
So, the Cubans get Tahoes and the Americans get Hummers?? Bruckheimer’s a racist. about 12 hours ago from txt
And cue perfectly-timed Cialis commercial. about 12 hours ago from txt
This show gets worse and worse. How many pairs of sunglasses must he go through?? He should switch to aviators like The Hoff. about 12 hours ago from txt
So, someone managed to take a rifle through an airport… And get on the roof? Its Hal Munson from that soap!!! about 12 hours ago from txt
Did she seriously just find a “separate fleck of blood in a pool of blood”??? Can she SEE dna now? LMAO!!! about 12 hours ago from txt
Csi miami is so dramatic, its insane. I may only like the Southern cop guy now. about 12 hours ago from txt
This may be the most ridiculously dramatic Horatio Caine montage ever… about 12 hours ago from txt
Doing it Miami-Style,