My Deeply Superficial Thoughts

I am Hot Pants McGee, and I have interesting things to say.

Sarah Palin’s Facebook Page September 30, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — TeritaBonita @ 8:28 am

Sometimes satire is just too close to reality…

 

Wondering why I don’t  get comments like that from Putin, 

Teri

 

How A Bill Becomes Law September 25, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — TeritaBonita @ 8:26 am

 

 

 

Wishing I would have just been given this in Government class,

Teri Hagen

 

Ike, Ike Baby September 23, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — TeritaBonita @ 3:53 pm

Ike, Ike, Baby…

 

Yo, TX, Let’s kick it!

 

 

Ike Ike Baby, Ike Ike Baby

All right stop, evacuate and listen

Ike is here with some big ambition

People, close your homes up tightly

It’s blowing like a hurricane daily and nightly

Where will it stop? Yo-I don’t know

Turn off the lights and let’s go

To the coastline Ike rocks like a vandal

Start up the car and watch me drive like an animal

 

Dang, hardware store sales boom

Ike’s killing my plans like a poisonous mushroom

Deadly, evacuate they tell me

Anyone left will be charged with a felony

Love it or hate it, you better get away

Ike will hit the bull’s eye, the storm don’t play

If you’re on vacation, Yo, Ike stalled it

Check out the eye while the bands revolve it

 

Hurricane Ike Ike Baby, Hurricane Ike Ike Baby

Hurricane Ike Ike Baby, Hurricane Ike Ike Baby

 

Now that the people are jumpin’

With their stuff packed up and the gas done pumpin’

Quick to the road, to the road no fakin’

Pass McD’s get a burger with bacon

Burnin’ ’em and follow the symbol

I go crazy when I hear some imbecile

Revving, in a souped up Pinto

Now I can roll, it’s time to crack the window

Rollin’ in my Chevy Tahoe

With my window down, I can feel Ike blow

My laptop’s on standby, Waiting for some Wi-fi

This spot hot? No – and I gotta fly

Kept on pursuing to the next block

I busted a left and I’m beating the clock

The light was red

 

Yo — so I continued to I-37 to San Antonio

Wish I was there in a blink like a jeanie

How I’d love to be sippin’ a martini

Jealous ’cause my girl’s living fine

She left yesterday and was there by nine

Ready to give my homies a call

My homies acting ill because their car just stalled

Humidity, the air is sticky as hell

Ike’s on his way, the weatherman yells

Moving toward the gulf coast real fast

I’m in my car, can’t give it no gas

Bumper to bumper the interstate’s packed

I’m trying to get away before Ike attacks

Police on the scene, what can it mean?

They hooked me up, now there’s another lane free

If you’re on vacation, Yo, Ike stalled it

Check out the eye while the bands revolve it

 

Hurricane Ike Ike Baby, Hurricane Ike Ike Baby

Hurricane Ike Ike Baby, Hurricane Ike Ike Baby

 

Yo man, let’s get out of here! Word to your mother!

 

Special Thanks to Allie & BEV for this little gem.

Hoping everyone’s ok,

Teri

 

Twittering the Premiere of CSI: Miami

Filed under: Uncategorized — TeritaBonita @ 9:32 am

No other show really gives me the giggles like CSI: Miami. The season premier was on last night, and I couldn’t help but Twitter all of the hilarity… remember to read from the bottom up.
Note: This may only be funny if you are familiar with the characters and watched the show last night. For those that didn’t, I included a montage of Horatio’s greatest hits.

Ooooh! Jessie Spano is a double crosser! And how does a boat full of bullets blow up and no one gets hurt???
about 11 hours ago from txt
Aww, Scarface may die by the hands of the Crypt Kings (lol) because he loves him some Callie. And she is ungrateful. What a skank. about 11 hours ago from txt
And why does it still look like high noon? Wouldn’t all of this covert operation business take more time? about 12 hours ago from txt
Does White Suit ever change? That suit has to get dirty handling all of that ammunition. about 12 hours ago from txt
Oooh, scarface is back!! about 12 hours ago from txt
Sending in the legs to get the bullets… about 12 hours ago from txt
He just said “Ducks on a Pond!!!”, Caro!!! Having a Ron Trout memory. about 12 hours ago from txt
Oooh, the pixie-looking chick dyed her hair blonde… Ew. Not a good look for her. about 12 hours ago from txt
Ooooh, heartfelt manlove moment… Its gonna be ok Delco… You are just too soft. about 12 hours ago from txt
Crazy car fire nonsense and they leave the most wanted man ever in the car alone?? And there is a convienient armoured car, too? about 12 hours ago from txt
So, the Cubans get Tahoes and the Americans get Hummers?? Bruckheimer’s a racist. about 12 hours ago from txt
And cue perfectly-timed Cialis commercial. about 12 hours ago from txt
This show gets worse and worse. How many pairs of sunglasses must he go through?? He should switch to aviators like The Hoff. about 12 hours ago from txt
So, someone managed to take a rifle through an airport… And get on the roof? Its Hal Munson from that soap!!! about 12 hours ago from txt
Did she seriously just find a “separate fleck of blood in a pool of blood”??? Can she SEE dna now? LMAO!!! about 12 hours ago from txt
Csi miami is so dramatic, its insane. I may only like the Southern cop guy now. about 12 hours ago from txt
This may be the most ridiculously dramatic Horatio Caine montage ever… about 12 hours ago from txt

 

Doing it Miami-Style,

Terita

 

Friday Biscuits! September 5, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — TeritaBonita @ 2:47 pm

Hey hey hey and Namaste!

Soooo, I saw not one but TWO pairs of mom jeans in the tunnels this morning.  TWO people actually left the house in this business.

I also am a total fat prostitute and had Otto’s for breakfast AND McDonald’s for lunch.  Damn you April for agreeing to that.  My justification is that I walked to get it, so I burned off like a fry. 

On a side note, Trent may have brought me into the light with this litte ditty:


I needed Jesus as a friend last night as I drank my weight in chardonnay. Thanks to Jason for being my rock at State Bar. My phone has a new scratch, so it must have been a great time.

Getting Ready for Tonight’s Girl’s Night Debauchery,
TH