My Deeply Superficial Thoughts

I am Hot Pants McGee, and I have interesting things to say.

An Open Letter to Darla Kocis. July 29, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — TeritaBonita @ 2:33 pm

Dear Darla,

The Baby Jesus is telling you to bring your ass back to Texas. With a quickness.

XOXO,
Teri & Alyssa

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Tall and Tan and Young and Lovely…

Filed under: Uncategorized — TeritaBonita @ 8:52 am

Sooo, I really was enjoying some Stan Getz on the way into work today.  I am totally not getting any sleep these days, which is for the birds. I swear, there have been more freakish emo kids running around causing havoc downtown the past two days… I stopped counting fedoras after 13…

 Speaking of things that are for the birds, NPR cancelled the Bryant Park Project, which had quickly become my favorite news outlet in the mornings…  I don’t know what they were thinking, as it was the first program specifically geared toward a younger, more hip audience.  Had they kept it going, it could have opened the door for an entirely new demographic…  Now, I can’t even get freaking Morning Edition to load, damn it.  Stupid NPR.

Above, please see some hot chicks out last Friday night, and below, a little Ipanema to get everyone in a good place on this fantastic Tuesday…

Wishing I was in Ipanema,

Terita Bonita

 

I Mean, Who Doesn’t? July 25, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — TeritaBonita @ 11:53 am

-Teri

 

My Fake Personal Ad

Filed under: Uncategorized — TeritaBonita @ 9:57 am

So, Jana, Dave & I were having some email exchanges earlier this week regarding lame guys in bars. I have decided that if I were to post a craigslist ad for a mate, this is what it would read:

“fantastic liberal gypsy chick looking for a friend with benefits. Must send tulips once a month and bring me iced coffee in the mornings post-sleep over. Must have a working knowledge of all Simpsons episodes and enjoy Weeds on Monday nights and drunken text messaging. Glasses, trust fund, and ability to disconnect are huge pluses”

Let me know if anyone knows anyone fitting the bill… because obviosly the two cigar-smoking hotties pictured above weren’t cutting it at Shay’s the other night.

Lookin’ for Love in all the Wrong Places,
TB

 

Welcoming in the New Beck Album… July 9, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — TeritaBonita @ 10:41 am

With some old Beck.  My fave EVER.

Cold steppin’ with a fresh pack of gum,
Teri

UPDATE: Just introduced the illustrious Bryan Vaughn to this song. I think its going to be the new “Chocolate Rain” around here…

 

Counting Down to the Vacay July 8, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — TeritaBonita @ 12:02 pm

 

Sooo, I just ordered this hot little blue paisley bikini online for the big trip next week.  I order bathing suits online to save my fat ass the embarrassment of the dressing room.  I have lost 8 pounds though… whether its the breakup or the stress or that fun little Zoloft pill that is supposed to get me through my drama, I don’t know, but I will totally take it.

I started a new part-time gig at The Alley Theatre last night, and its still up in the air.  I had to sit through a tedious training session with this chick that was totally ignoring the instructor 80% of the time and spending the other 20% shuffling around papers and highlighting EVERY BULLET in the document…  It was nonsense. Then, obviously not getting the oral fixation she needed from the horrifically odorous kiwi-mango-banana-dragonfruit gum she was smacking on, demanded a break.  Let me tell you a little thing about the Alley – that place locks down like Fort Knox. If you go out, you aren’t getting back in.  And certain badges only work to open certain doors at certain times of the day.  And of course, she gets locked out.  For like 30 minutes.  And keeps calling the instructors cell.  Which has a Zelda ringtone, and that was the only plus.  Long story short, we ended up having to stay there until after 9:30, which really annoyed me and I am sure annoyed Gabby.  I am not too sure about this second job business…  

Fasting for the Frio,

Terita Bonita