Dear Walt, you worthless waste of oxygen,
You have some nerve. Alyssa is an amazing and beautiful human being (by far, the best you will ever come near) and you didn’t realize that. Seeing as she is so amazing and beautiful, its going to take her a very short amount of time to replace you with someone who actually is trustworthy and independent and mature. You should probably stay away from Texas, especially Dallas. And LA. And DC. And Oklahoma.
Wishing you the Worst,