So, Ms. Hershey from Houston has decided that she “wants to look better every day”. Now, for you and me, that entails maybe a tad more blush on the ole cheeks, a little more eyeliner, less bananas foster pie at The Met, and more time on the elliptical, right?? Well, not for Sheyla (and ok, who names thier child that?? This whole debacle could have been avoided had her mother named her effing Jane). Sheyla has decided that she likes her some boobs. Large boobs. TRIPLE F BOOBS. Seriously. She is raving mad because the Great State of Texas isn’t allowing her to have surgery number 9 to increase her already-two-quart-mammaries. So, she’s going to Brazil.
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See, I thought that Texans liked the boobies and Brazilans had a more posterior preference. Foiled once again.
Trying to cover mine up,