Yeah, yeah… I have been lazy and haven’t been posting, but things get busy.
Things are never too busy for wigs and wine, though!!
Here are the snapshots from our evening…
Looking like I am a part of Sexual Chocolate,
Teri Ann
T Minus 6 Days ’til 29!! April 23, 2009
New Week, New Month, New Life March 30, 2009
Hello dah-lings! Today is a super fantastic and wondrous day. As many of you know, I have been a big lazy fat prostitute the past few months… spending my time eating pizza and boozing it up with the neighbors at the Rice. Well, the end of an era arrived this past week – Coach Carl, the long-standing staple of our beloved pub, moved out of the building. I have decided, along with my trusty friend Jaron, to take this opportunity to make a life change. I mean, I am determined to get back to high school hot. Now that there is less motivation to end my day with pints and Marlboro Lights, I will instead be ending it with a jaunt to the tanning salon and time in the gym!
My other motivation is my upcoming trips to New Orleans and my annual river trip with the fam in Garner. Seeing as I am going to NO with a bunch of cute chicks, I need to get my arse in shape to rock some hot sundresses while pounding hand grenades and hurricanes. And, as I am taking two Garner trips this year, I really want to get back into that super cute gingham J.Crew bikini that I am so fond of. (It has a matching headband!!!)
Now, here is your job, my hot and trusty readers and friends, you have to be my motivation:
- I need constant reminders that I am losing weight, even if you don’t think so. (but only if you know I am trying. If not, feel free to call me a water buffalo)
-Encourage fun activities outdoors and out of the bars. (This one may involve some resistance from me, but we have to be strong!)
-Offer to join me in the gym, and don’t make fun of my panting and sweating . My sustenance this past year has really consisted solely of Blue Moon, Marlboro Lights, Miller Lite, and various wines. Its going to be an effort to get me back into shape, and it ain’t gonna be pretty.
-Still enjoy occasional celebrations involoving libations, but only at home or on the terrrace, as I am really over paying inflated prices for drinks.
So, friends, that is your mission, if you choose to accept it. I am pretty darn excited about the whole endeavor.
Looking for some Jane Fonda workout gear,
Teri A. Gonna-be-Adorable-Again Hagen
Friday Biscuits! March 13, 2009
Heeelllllooooo!!! Happy Friday the 13th!! Today I finally stopped at Otto’s for the first time in about 5 months for my Friday biscuit. Jeez, was it tasty, but now I feel guilty, so I won’t be eating anything but Twizzlers for the rest of the day. Well, that is until I go to Mom and Matt’s tonight for steaks! I am super stoked about eating and being lazy by the fireplace over there tonight.
Back to the Twizzler diet – I opened my desk drawer to realize that I am a hoarder of things. My desk drawer currently contains: 4 boxes of tea (4!!!), 1/8th of a bag of M&M’s from Valentine’s Day, a box of crackers, a fresh bag of Twizzlers, a 90 calorie bag of peanut butter rice cakes, two Ritz crackers in the sleeve, ketchup packets, a toothbrush, and a date stamp. At least if Armeggeddon comes, I am good for a little while. And I will have clean teeth and know what day it is.
I am also following some new kids on Twitter, which I highly recommend:
-Tina Fey
-Michael Ian Black (TOOOO FUNNY!)
-Rainn Wilson
-Jemaine Clement
-John Mayer
-The Onion
-Marshall Hill (good friend, has potential to be funny, will keep you updated on all things Longhorn. Also the go-to for a stellar NCAA bracket group)
Well, I am going to get back to the grind, kiddos.
About to get into Mail Merge Hell -
Terita Bonita
Back in the Saddle, Bitches! March 5, 2009
Due to the insane outcry and demand for my literary stylings, I have decided to get back on the blogging horse!! Sooooo much going has gone on in TeriLand. For the sake of time, I shall make a list, and its in no particular order:
1. Was laid off from Magellan
2. Dropped my Blackberry in a campground toilet
3. Gave up on love
4. Upped my nicotine intake
5. Got a microwave (this was HUGE)
6. Got a new job
7. Got a new Blackberry
8. Had more family drama than a smaller woman could handle
9. Got my own financial bail-out from my dad
10. Got my cable turned back on
11. Watched way too much MST3K
12. Was sucked into World of Warcraft
13. Became bored with World of Warcraft
14. Got back in touch with a super-fantastic friend, Ryan.
15. Threw up some gang signs with Kristi’s dad on Strongbow New Year’s at the Cauthen’s.
16. Lost an old friend.
17. Learned that Laura is having a bouncing baby boy!
So, that is life in a nutshell for right now. I promise to be back on track and posting at regular speed asap. Till then, I love you all, and quit your complaining, because TeritaBonita is back like Britney.
PS – B, you are the hotness, and I couldn’t think of a better coming back picture.
Conversation of the Day November 11, 2008
Mine and Jana’s conversation today about our plans to start hanging out at home more:
Jana: And Bar 902 will be better because we get to choose the music selection… for free!!!
Me: Perfect idea, Banana! And no cover!
Jana: We’re so clever.
Me: And, you don’t have to tip me when I pour your beer into a pilsner glass.
Jana: Nice. No cans or bottles allowed at bar 902! That’s just tacky.
Me: Yeah, we are all about being high class. Like when I sit on a plastic stool to blow the Marlboro Light smoke out of my window and put my cigarette out in a coffee cup? All while in my pjs, listening to bootlegged cds?
Jana: And when I bring my year-old stolen wine…
Me: I’m not drinking that.
Jana: Lol. That’s where you draw the line???
Above is Jana and I, circa Christmas 2075. I am the one in the hat, as I tend to be more festive.
God, I love my friends.
Teri Ann
Yes, We Can! November 4, 2008
I just love this!
Go Rock the Vote, Kids.
Terita Bonita
Oooh, also check out http://thisfuckingelection.com/
Today’s the Day! GOTV!!! November 4, 2008
So, as I strolled through the tunnels this morning in my downtown-hipster-office-wear, listening to Dispatch on my ipod, and rocking a Barack button on my bag, I realized that today is the big show. I mean, its the real deal, and I can hardly contain my excitement.
To my friends, regardless of your political affiliations, I encourage each and every one of you to get to the polls. Stick it out through the lines and the broken machines, and whatever other drama you will encounter, because this is the most serious election will have seen in our time. The economy is failing, soldiers are dying, our country’s education system is a complete joke, we are on the brink of a severe energy crisis, and the health care system is all for profit. All of these are issues that effect us now in our 20s and 30s, and will only continue to be more important as we age.
I tire quickly of my apathetic friends, those who will think of any excuse not to go and do their part. I also tire of those too lazy to take the time to research the platforms of the candidates and are choosing to pick someone based solely on the popular choice of their friends and family. Get out there, know your candidates, and go vote. And if you don’t, you refuse all right to complain and be disenchanted with the outcome or any future effects. Every vote counts.
Voted Early Beotches,
Teri Ann Hagen
Kid’s First Lobster Sighting October 16, 2008
This just melts my cold, bitchy heart.
Looking for a kid to borrow,
Terita
